Here’s a fuhhhhhhhhhttttttball Clover. Guy in a truck doing 36 in 45, braking abruptly for no apparent reason:
The back of his vehicle was festooned with two huge oversize representations of his favorite team – which everyone stuck behind him is forced to view.
Fuuuuuhhhhhttttball worship and Cloverism are tandem sicknesses that derive from the same source waters of passivity and conformity. He worships “his” team (which of course is not only unaware of his existence but indifferent to it) and basks in its reflected glory.
And of course, animals that bask are typically lethargic, slow-moving creatures.