Maybe Those Old 85 MPH Speedos Made Sense….
What's the point of all these 160 mph speedometers?
Almost every new car I test drive (including four-cylinder economy cars) has a speedometer that reads to at least 120 mph.
140 is common;...
The Cat Fish
Ford is having some trouble with its names.
Or its memory.
It named a five-door crossover SUV a “Mustang” Mach-E. And now it has bestowed the Maverick name on something that isn’t a...
The “Virtual” Showroom
Computers aren't going to kill us all - they're just going to replace us.
Well, most of us.
I just read an article in Automotive News about Cadillac's plan to turn many of its...
King Clover Says: No Mundanes May Drive!
What is the predictable-as-Pravda solution to the problem of people who can't deal with snow driving? Impose a ban on all driving, of course!
That's just what Massachusetts King Clover (er, governor)...
Mayhem in LA! Cars Must Be Banned!
There was mass carnage yesterday on the Venice Beach boardwalk near LA when a man used his high-powered automobile to run over 12 people - killing one of them and sending...
SOLs for Cars
Have you heard about SOL for cars?
It’s like the Standards of Learning for kids - the tests administered by the schools as a way to gauge whether (cue The Chimp) the...
Equal Time For Tesla?
Will I, as an online car colonoscopist, be forced by the FCC to give "equal time" to people outraged by my doubleplusungood articles about Tesla and electric cars generally? Will men...
African American Teenage Lobsters
Caityln Jenner, et al, insist they are “she” rather than “he” on account of how they feel inside - as opposed to what’s between their legs (or was) as bestowed by...
History Repeats
Do you know why SUVs became so popular?
It wasn't because of their, er, sportiness. Or even their utility. It was because they provided a way to get the size (especially under the...
Hardening Soft Targets
Now the cry erupts for more armed guards in government (not "public") schools, so that there will be more guns in government schools, so as to shoot back in the event...