Fear Mask Mandate Update
Today is the first day of the Fear Mask mandate here in Virginia - an odd thing given there's less reason (italicized to emphasis the opposite of fear) than ever for...
The Scent of a Rat
This is slightly tardy but still relevant given the election isn't over.
When I went to vote - for the Orange Man, because he isn't merely the lesser of two evils, he...
You Can’t Trust Thieves
One of the problems with government is that it can't be trusted, ipso facto. This ought to be obvious, because thieves cannot be trusted.
Every government official is a thief.
The thing speaks...
Electric Shysterism – Step Right up!
Have you had your fill of - do you still believe - ads that promise you'll get "up to" some appealing number that almost no one will ever actually get?
Ford is...
Touch 1 If This is a Warranty-Related Claim
The next time you take your car to the dealership for service, you may not have to speak with a service advisor.
Instead, you'll tap - and swipe.
Several car manufacturers - most...
Chem or Contrails?
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's not Superman.
But it is something. The question is . . . what?
Many of you have seen it, too. And then...
Diaper Report 10/3/20
I was able to get some booze yesterday, without Diapering.
This isn't easy to do because of the belligerent enforcement of the Gesundheitsfuhrer's decree that everyone must wear a Diaper - a...
Out With the New – in With the Old!
Which costs more - buying a new vehicle or fixing up the one you’ve got?
Everyone has heard about the unprecedented skyrocketing prices of used vehicles - especially trucks - over the...
Diaper Report 9/28/20
Not Diapering (and trying to go to school) have become the great crimes of our times. Or at least, the crimes being aggressively pursued and punished.
A woman in Ohio was sitting...
They’re Not All Giving Up
What makes a Ferrari worth Ferrari money?
It isn't a battery.
Chief Technology Officer Michael Hugo Leiters says it's a V12. The engine that makes a Ferrari sound like one. Not "virtually," as...