The Cattle Are Becoming Restless
My pre-emptive ear tagging is generating favorable responses - including the entire staff of a business I do business with, who asked for ear tags of their own to wear when...
What’s Wrong With Assistance?
There’s nothing wrong with a little assistance . . . if you need it. If you asked for it. Offering to help a little old lady cross the street, for instance. That's...
The Herd Grows!
There is tangible good news to report. The cattle are beginning to kick the chute!
As EPautos readers know already, I've been sporting a homemade ear tag for the past several weeks,...
2020 Honda Civic
The best car is one that comes more than just one way.
Honda’s Civic comes three ways - two doors, four doors or five doors - and with your pick of four...
The Road Warrior Didn’t Have OnStar
It is probably a very good idea to learn how to adjust - and rebuild - a carburetor. To set point gap, even. Neither of which is a bad thing -...
Open Letter to Small Businesses
My gym - like thousands of small businesses around the country - has been out of business for more than a month now. Not because customers aren't coming - but because...
Doomed: Subaru BRAT: 1977-1987
Imagine, if you can, a truck with factory-mounted seats in the bed - and spotlights the size of a 747’s landing lights mounted on its T-topped roof.
If you know this truck,...
Cornholio!
Most of America hasn’t been working for going on a month now because of the hysteria over Corona - which has resulted in the “locking down” of most of the country....
2020 VW Jetta
Many car companies have given up on sedans altogether - because buyers have been giving up on sedans. Ford and GM, for instance, have stopped making most of the ones they used...
Wear Your Ear Tag . . . While You Still Can
What can you do to protest Corona Fever - the health safety psychosis that is turning America into a continental lunatic asylum on the basis of a paralyzing fear of getting...