I Just Walked Past a $1,000 Bill

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I Just Walked Past a $1,000 bill.

Walking to the grocery store to get some exercise in, I passed a parked black car with heavily- tinted windows, including the windshield. I could barely make out two people sitting in the front (a side glance only–I did not stare). About 20 feet farther on, there was a crumpled $1,000 bill sitting so that I could easily see the number on the bill. It looked genuine. I slowed to look at it, but did not stop, and certainly did not touch it. When I came back that way about 10 minutes later, the bill and the car people were gone.

Were they some local yokels playing a gag? Were they demented journalists looking for a story? Were they you-know-whos hoping to get in a you-know-what? Was there no connection and I just passed up some easy money?

If you come upon a crumpled-up high-denomination bill on a sidewalk, make your own decision–but make it the right one. I recommend not stopping to talk to the car people nearby. I learned a bit of the tradecraft when in the military–that is something that keeps you slightly paranoid the rest of your life.

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  1. There is no $1000 bill produced by the bureau of printing and engraving, and hasn’t been since the late 1960s.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_denominations_of_United_States_currency

    Likely a fake.

    Back when I had a dog that had no concept of weekends when it came to his bladder, I would often find $5, $10, and $20 bills laying on the walk into my apartment building. I figured it was drunk neighbors fumbling for keys dropping cash on the ground and not realizing it. Heck, maybe even the same neighbor. I used to tell the dog he earned his keep that day.

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