How come we never get to vote for None of the Above?
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It’s a sure bet None of the Above would win. That is a great idea and if None wins then the election should start over with all the candidates who were running forced to step down. And if None keeps winning after 4 tries, then shut the fucking government down!
I have another great idea that would work. Have 5 presidents, elect one per year, 5 year terms. Each year we vote Nov. 3 for one of them. The longest they can stay is 10 years total, or 2 terms. There will be age limits. There will be oaths, not to Israel, but to our nation. There will be strict rules on donations, no one gets to donate if they hold dual passports. In fact all Jewish donations will be prohibited.
There will be competency tests. No one gets to run unless they pass a comprehensive foreign policy quiz and other topics like CO2 vs temperature science questions, etc. A team of scholars will create 200 questions, and if the mother fucker who wants to run can’t answer 180 of them correctly they are disqualified. For instance some stupid whore like Heels Up Harris, aka Kameltoehoe, will never qualify even if coached.
IOW we would weed out some dufus like Al Gore who was puzzled by a bust of Thomas Jefferson, he said “who’s that” on his first day in the White House. Big personalities braggarts like Trump, who have never even read a single book, would never pass this exam. No more brainless orange Caligula billionaire sex predators.
People like Bill Clinton would pass the intellectual test but may fail the FBI background check as having gone to Epstein Island on the Lolita eXpress 34 times.
That days any coke snorting jackass pedophile can be president are over. Plus, just as I had to get an FBI background check when I was in the USAF and dealt with nuclear weapons, the FBI will do an extensive check to see if the candidate is sexually compromised by Israel.
Furthermore all Jews will be declared potentially treasonous and not allowed to hold any government office. Not even Postmaster. No more Jews as Fed Governors either.
I think these new proposals are reasonable, Jews should be treated as agents of a foreign state. All Jews must pass loyalty tests and oaths to even live inside the United States or any of it’s territories. Any Jew on a visa must wear a bigger yellow star of David and wear an ankle tracking device at all times. No IDF or Mossad allowed to step foot on our soil.
Furthermore, after a President completes a 5 year term, on the following year the voters will vote to see if they should be paid.
Jews will be treated like the rats they are. No Jew will be allowed to run any media, high tech, or social media for the simple reason jews want to enslave everyone. Jews will be declared the enemies of the state and treated with total disgust. Jews will be sued for their endless massive crimes against us and made to pay for all the property damage and harm they have caused. All Jews will be RICOed and forced to pay for USS Liberty attack, the WTC 911 attack, Trump’s evil war, the Neocon wars, WW2, etc.
Every Jew on the planet will have their holy books confiscated as terrorist literature, no Rabbi will be allowed to read or study the Torah, the penalty for a Jews asserting their god or law will be instance death. Rabbi Shmuley will be immediately arrested and put to death. All Torah and Bibles will be destroyed, owning any of these Jew books will be made a felony. The Holy Bible will be treated as a dangerous virus, in this case a mind virus, those that have read and believe it will have to be un-indoctrinated. Sound extreme to you? You don’t understand the situation we are in, Jews are literally killing us off as they follow their holy book instructions.
Americans have been programmed by their “education” system to be binary thinkers, which is why they won’t entertain a third political party or a third choice on the ballot. It’s either/or for them, which is why the left/right paradigm will continue. And as someone has already suggested, a “none of the above” choice already does exist: not voting.
Didn’t bother here in NJ. Looked at the ballot the other day and there was no questions or referendums. A few races had no opponents. Same for the school board. At the top of the ticket is the Senate race. I’m sure Cory Booker will win overwhelmingly despite being one of the dumbest persons in that body. He makes Patty Murray look like a genius. And my congressman is some guy who campaigned on stopping AI from destroying Medicare. Not even sure I know what that means. With choices like this I happily stayed home.
President Trump – If You’re Sick of Me, I’ll Go Run Israel!!!
By TMZ Staff
Published November 3, 2026 7:50 AM PST | Updated
The president floated the idea during an Election Day appearance on Fox News Tuesday … claiming he’s got a whopping 99% approval rating in Israel, which apparently has him feeling pretty confident about his chances overseas.
“In fact, if people ever got tired of me in the U.S., I’ll move to Israel, become prime minister,” Trump declared.
Back home, though, Trump’s not feeling quite as much love … his approval rating sits at just 32%, a far cry from the 99% he’s claiming in Israel.
Trump doubled down on his popularity in Israel … insisting he has the “highest approval rating of anybody in history,” though he didn’t provide any polling evidence to back up the eye-popping number.
Hey Orange Fuck, why don’t you get off our free soil you damn fucking traitor for Israel. We hate you and want you dead, we hope the Ayatollah puts a missile right up your fat ass!
I’m voting none of the above by staying home and taking care of things which matter. Heavy spraying today. Smart dust, neural dust, whatever it is I think it might be nano because the fallout is much fainter and harder to see.
I used to be indifferent to people who voted and did not judge them. Now I have contempt for them, in a similar way to how Mark Passio purports to feel but a little less hyperbolic. Votes give these monsters a mandate and legitimize a system which has committed an invasive act upon the human species much more egregious than rape. I think The Matrix from 1999 came the closest to approximating the current human condition, but it still didn’t match it. After all, in that film one could unplug if one so chose.
Eric: How come we never get to vote for None of the Above?
If you’ve got a write in ballot, put “None of the above” in. Sadly it won’t accomplish anything but it might make a point if enough other people do it also.
“None of the above”
should be a designated choice, printed right on the ballot.
And if “None of the above” gets a majority, we have a new election, with all of the previous candidates (except for “None of the above”) disqualified, because they are proven *LOSERS*.