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Diaper Report: 09/05/2025

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Are you one of the “cases” – the cases!?

I suppose I might be. About five days ago, I felt that scratch in my throat that heralds the onset of a cold and – sure enough – by the next day I was sniffling and coughing. About two days after that, so was my girlfriend, to whom I super-spreaded the coof. As it had been spread to me, probably at the gym where I work out; pretty much everyone I know there has it, too). As usual we got better. And we were never bad – in the sense that it was just a cold. Nothing that required a Freak Out or a quack. Just aspirin and Kleenex.

Never mind that. We should have been wearing “masks”!

So says the political science. So say the gesundheitsfuhrers of at least three California jurisdictions, including Yolo County in Northern CA, where Gusendheitsfuhrer Dr. Aimee Sisson has issued a fear release – oops, press release – that urges everyone over two years old to “mask up” indoors. She also says recommends that “everybody 6 months and older get vaccinated against COVID-19 annually.” 

Because it’s so safe – and effective, too!

Evidence for which is that a “summer COVID wave” is besetting the area. Also other areas. According to an article published the other day by the LA Times, “The CDC estimates that coronavirus infections are either ‘growing’ or ‘likely growing’ in 30 states, including California. Twenty-one states have either ‘very high’ or ‘high’ viral levels in wastewater. Of all regions of the U.S., the West has the highest levels of coronavirus in wastewater, followed by the South.

The LA Times piece goes on to quote Dr. Elizabeth Hudson, who is the regional chief of infectious diseases at Kaiser Permanente Southern California. That is to say, a private sector gesundheitsfuhrer in the employ of the “health insurance” mafia. As if “health” could be insured. This being one of the greatest grifts ever engineered in that millions of people think their health depends upon paying the insurance mafia. As opposed to taking steps in terms of lifestyle and habits to be healthy and thus not in need of constant (and expensive) medical attention.

 According to the LA Times, Hudson “received many calls related to outpatient cases of COVID-19 while on call over the Labor Day weekend.”

But how could this be if almost everyone has been (cough) “vaccinated”? Doesn’t getting vaccinated mean you can’t get sick?

Never mind.

If you’re going to San Francisco . . . be sure to wear a Diaper on your face.

The SF Department of Public Health is “encouraging people to consider wearing a well-fitted mask in crowded indoor spaces, including when traveling, and to stay at home if they feel sick.” Never mind encouraging them to not drop trou and relieve themselves on the sidewalk. Speaking of which: How come there never was and has yet to be any effort to contain the hazardous medical waste left strewn on the sidewalks and elsewhere?

The used masks, that is.

How come no Hazmat-suited clean-up crews with tongs to pick these used masks up? How come it was and still is ok to just throw the things in the trash? Is it ok to throw used medical waste in the ordinary trash? In fact it’s illegal. Biohazardous waste has to be disposed of according to specific protocols.

But not the masks worn by superspreaders.

Another data point graphing the fraud. If “COVID” is so dangerous then why aren’t COVID-saturated “masks” left on the ground dangerous? What if a child were to handle one? Interesting that “the children” aren’t a concern re this. Only that the children be forced to wear the “mask.”

They’ll probably try to do that again – first in CA (where this sort of sickness continues to fester) but also other parts of the country. In my area – SW Virginia – I still see at least one masked-up person every time I go to the grocery store. This implies there are probably many more I do not see because I go to just that one store, usually. I imagine there are maskers shambling around every other store in my area and while the total number of them is small relative to the face-showing majority, it is is still a lot of fear-riddled, misled people. The kind of people being kept scared by articles such as the LA Times piece, which devotes an entire page to people catching a cold as if it were news.

And also this:

“The updated 2025-26 version of the COVID-19 vaccine is expected to be available within a few days at some of the nation’s pharmacy retailers, such as Walgreens and CVS. But some people are expressing frustration at new rules issued by the Trump administration that in effect require younger, healthy people under age 65 who don’t say they have an underlying health condition to consult with a healthcare provider to get a COVID vaccination in the fall.”

“Some people”? A copy editor might have asked who, exactly? Never mind.

We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing . . . and when we’re said and done we haven’t told you a thing . . . we all know that crap is king.

-Don Henley

Meanwhile, Trump recently sat down with drug-pusher and general creep Bill Gates to exchange pleasantries. A Medal of Freedom for Fauci is surely coming.

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48 COMMENTS

  1. The idiotic – full blown – insanity, festers and lingers like the aroma of a rotten bag of garbage:

    ‘Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner’s daughter calls for mask mandates at UN due to ‘ongoing pandemic’’

    By Richard Pollina – Published Sep. 24, 2025

    “The daughter of Hollywood bigwigs Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner delivered a speech to the United Nations about the importance of mask mandates in preventing the surge of COVID-19 — five years after the disease shut down the world.

    Violet Affleck, 19, made her emotional plea while wearing a KN95 mask as part of the “Healthy Indoor Air: A Global Call to Action” at the UN Headquarters in New York on Tuesday.

    The Yale University freshman, who contracted a post-viral condition in 2019, lectured world leaders about how the world is ignoring the “ongoing pandemic” and claimed mask mandates were dropped too quickly.” …

    https://nypost.com/2025/09/24/us-news/ben-affleck-jennifer-garners-daughter-violet-advocates-for-mask-mandates-at-un-event-in-nyc/

    She’s a, ‘Youth Advocate’. Psft! …Once again, I’m reminded of Rolf from the film, ‘Sound of Music’.

    …Oh, and of course, ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’.

  2. This was just Damn gross to read: “to whom I super-spreaded the coof. As it had been spread to me”

    Dumkoff, you don’t ‘catch a cold’ or flu, …you build it.

    ‘Dan Roytas: Can You Catch A Cold?’

    https://drsambailey.substack.com/p/dan-roytas-can-you-catch-a-cold

    Quit spreading this sheet of our overlords that you can, ‘catch a cold or the flu’.

    Stubborn mule! Escape your fathers clutches,… the Big Pharma clutches the empire hooked into him.

  3. On the heels of Lanru’s comment, I have to wonder how many people who are getting colds (and who does not get them?) and/or the flu (and more frequently) are jabbed? No one wants to address the big elephant in the room. That is, those who are jabbed and boosted now have crap immune systems, and are now getting sick (never mind dying) more often. A stupid mask will not change anything. But, it will show the rest who is willing to don such apparel and obey their masters.

    • Morning, Shadow!

      Yup. I’m not vaxxed and the cold ran its course in about five days. It was just a cold. Just like last time. It astounds me that so many people have been trained to flip out because of the sniffles.

        • Morning, John!

          Yup. Sickness – and death – are part of life. It’s neurotic to obsess about sickness and death. Of course, it is also useful in that fear works to the advantage of those who seek power over others.

  4. I was just on the Duncan imports website and it had a message saying ‘closed Labor Day’ and ‘Read: Important Message to our Customers’. I clicked on it and it was a whole page on scary COVID and how they will work diligently to keep ‘Everyone Safe’.

    Wth? Is this leftover from 2020 or am I missing something?

    Was thinking of driving up there to look around but NO WAY will I go near them now.

  5. Gold, comrades: it closed at a record $3,587/oz today.

    Chain of causality: weak employment report –> Fed cuts interest rates soon –> US dollar goes down.

    Gold is the anti-dollar. It is also the anti-Trump.

    Next up: the perennial gov-shutdown drama. Even when they’re in full charge of Clowngress and the presidency, Republiclowns can’t get appropriations bills passed on time.

    Our circus tent is on fire, but the dancing bear is still balancing a beach ball on his nose.

    This way to the egress, folks!

  6. Glad your’e feeling better Eric.

    I caught the dreaded whatever, a few days ago. Woke up with a screaming headache, felt like puking, slight fever, sore throat. Cleared the day, went back to bed for a few hours, woke up, sat out in the sunshine gazing at the garden,

    The next day, much better, Went to Walgreens. The first thing I saw upon entering was a table with a sign that read, ‘free balloons’ and a ‘flu shots.’ Standing by, some blue haired twenty something-ish phlebotomist from the Pharmacy asked me if I’d like a flu shot? “Get-the fuck-away from me,” was my answer.

    Note to self, in the future, try to be nicer to the braindead zombies. They’re just playing their part.

    • Yeesh, I thought you were a sharp needle in a haystack?

      “I caught the dreaded whatever,”

      …Did you catch “it” OR, did you build it?

      …Or, door #3: was it sprayed on you from above?

      .You can’t rule out the above. You just don’t know.

      IDK, one thing seems certain, you can’t trust the bastards telling you that you, ‘caught something’.

      …Unless, like, you enjoy, pretending?. …YMMV?

      • Sheesh, I thought you had a working /detector. Should have written, ‘caught the whateeevvv.’ You didn’t build that. Maybe acquired it? Through being packed in a room with a bunch of spiky shedders and their phones, the food supply, or, sprayed from above. Any of those three are likely. And I know I definitely had something because it sat on my face and everything.

  7. It’s amazing to me how the sheeple are freaking out over NOT being forced to get a “vaccine” that may ruin their health. Kudos to RFK,Jr for hanging tough to stop the insanity.

    • Hi Mike,

      I’m with those who say Robert F Kennedy Jr is one of the few bright spots in the 2nd Trump Administration, though people who loved RFK Jr when he was an environmental lawyer now zealously hate him for dropping truth bombs on COVID, vaccines, Tony Fauci, etc., and hate him even more so after he became Trump’s HHS Secretary.

      People are also freaking out over the claims that RFK Jr wants to “Take vaccines away” & Florida’s Surgeon General declaring that Florida is going to end ALL vaccine mandates in the state. Hysterical reactions include claims such as “RFK Jr & Joseph Ladapo want to bring back polio!”, “Trump & RFK Jr want people to DIE!”, etc. One could be forgiven if they thought such insane claims were paid for by Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson et al.

      • RE: “I’m with those who say Robert F Kennedy Jr is one of the few bright spots in the 2nd Trump Administration”

        What does the term, ‘Limited Hangout’ mean? Idk.

        …I should look that up.

  8. Belief in a virus from 6 years ago is belief in an absurdity. You know what’s on deck per Voltaire (spoiler: atrocities). What that started and has led to is an even crazier set of beliefs arising from the aptly described “TDS” disease. This includes, but is not limited to, supporting the exact opposite of what OF or his agents support no matter how illogical or downright crazy. For instance, OF is against violent crime, so TDS’ers are for it. RFK says eating healthy and exercise makes one healthy, so TDS’ers don’t and resent politically those who do. RFK also says vaxxes don’t do anything except harm folks, so TDS’ers clamor for “access” to more shots… and on and on. Clown world, except the clown has become serial killer John Wayne Gacy.

    This year has been the worst since 2020 economy and general interaction wise with the public in my opinion. I’ve had people steal from me, cancel transactions (I’ve had to do the same), start shit over nothing, trespass and vandalize property, been cheated and faked out by stores, hassled by their TDS’er employees even though I’m not and OF supporter. I’m in a borderline economic siege mentality at this point and it has nothing (yet) to do with mask mandates, which, the way things are going, I expect to be back just for the bloodsport maybe this winter.

  9. With all the studies they do I wish they would say what percentage of the infected have been jabbed multiple times and which did not.

    The reason they push fear is because with fear comes susceptibility to control. Our so called betters and masters desire that control over us hence the studies, reports, models all saying we are doomed unless we do what they say.

    That’s not what they do of course; no sports cars, yachts or private jets for the common man but hardly anyone asks why at the WEF meetings they aren’t eating bugs, wearing used clothing and riding municipal buses for just a week when they tell us it’s only those actions that can help save the planet.

    While you might think a private jet is out of your price range, way back in the October 1948 issue of Mechanix Illustrated is an article describing a helicopter that was built from used truck parts and successfully flown. It cost less than $5,000 to build and for perspective the magazine issue cost $0.15

    • Hmm, RE: “what percentage of the infected”

      There is no, “infected”.

      It’s just a God Damn game to get people to accept, The Shot.

      …Catch up, man.

  10. At about 2 pm on Wednesday, I started getting a stuffy nose and sore throat.

    Took a high dose of Quercitin and zinc when I got home. Woke up the next day feeling better.

    Then around 1 pm started feeling it again.

    I think I have what was called a cold. I’m pretty sure I’ll survive without resorting to human sacrifice or a special prayer regimen.

      • Hi Eric,

        Dan should take a “Safe and Effective” COVID jab, too. The Science says so! (Sarcasm)

        It appears that politicians, particularly DEMOCRAT politicians, are going to double, triple, or quadruple down on “Safe and Effective!”, not just on COVID jabs, but ALL existing jabs. Will they try to reimplement COVID vaxx mandates as well? If they do, that could result in the total destruction of a political party that has gone f***ING insane since the Obama-Biden regime.

  11. Are they REALLY going to try this crap AGAIN? If so, it wouldn’t surprise me, given that many Americans, particularly Democrats, have lost their f***ing minds after COVID. It appears they hate Trump so much that they have to LOVE Big Pharma, face diapers, and vaccines. Just look at the way many Democrat Senators treated Robert F Kennedy Jr at yesterday’s Senate hearing regarding the recent firing of now fmr CDC Director Susan Monarez and the CDC staff who subsequently resigned. And prior to COVID, the Democratic Party largely LOVED RFK Jr. Even fmr President Barack Obama once considered nominating Kennedy to be his EPA Secretary. But after Kennedy dropped several truth bombs the past few years on Tony Fauci, COVID, vaccines, the CIA, etc., and even after becoming President Trump’s HHS Secretary, Democrats treat him like he’s the worst human being ever.

    • The sad thing is, John, the Demon-Rats (and spineless RINO Republicans, of which most are in that party-could flat out say they are going to do this-or-that (eliminate their opponent), take the guns, etc. and still Americans (in general) are just going to sit there until it actually happens. And then, have the audacity to not see it coming, and still wonder how it happened. One would have thought people learned after COVID and the lock-downs, and said “no more”. And many did. And yet, when the rubber meets the road, many will still do what they are told, because it is easier than thinking for themselves.

      • And then there are those who STILL think that these draconian COVID measures taken by governments in 2020 were about “Protecting Public Health”, and to this day STILL buy the various narratives around COVID, face diapers, and the mRNA COVID jabs, and probably cheered Senator Elizabeth Warren pushing COVID booster jabs for all in her despicable treatment of RFK Jr the other day. However, who even still takes COVID booster jabs today? Probably the small percentage of Americans who STILL wear face diapers everywhere even after face diaper mandates were scrapped a few years ago.

    • RE: “they have to LOVE Big Pharma, face diapers, and vaccines. ”

      …I think: they don’t LOVE them, rather; they’ve been conditioned to trust them. By which: we should pity them for being suckered.

      Plain and simple.

      • The ironic thing is, these people who now trust the Pfizers & Modernas were once critical of Big Pharma, but that went right out the window after COVID & the Biden Thing becoming President. Also, not only do these people zealously hate Trump, they also zealously hate the ONE guy in government daring to ask WHY the health of American children has declined over the past few decades. I don’t think ANY of these Senators who interrogated RFK Jr last week dared to ask such questions in their entire Senate careers; instead they exposed themselves as shills for Big Pharma and their vaccine empire.

  12. The following lie always infuriates me: “Twenty-one states have either ‘very high’ or ‘high’ viral levels in wastewater. Of all regions of the U.S., the West has the highest levels of coronavirus in wastewater, followed by the South.”

    This “virus” does not exist outside of a ginned-up “in silico” computer algorithm. It’s all made up. All it was were cartoon drawings of spikey balls, although this convinced most Americans. They never actually isolated or identified anything they refer to as “Covid.” Even if they had though, it would be impossible to isolate, identify or even detect in anyway a “viral level” in fucking wastewater, which contains feces, urine, all sorts of chemicals, and of course hundreds of millions of gallons of plain water.

    Goddamn them for lying so brazenly. They want us to believe that government is omniscient [i.e. God].

  13. RE: summer COVID wave.

    Summer’s over in 17 days. How about “the snot-filled children are back in school wave” instead?

    Every year around this time I used to take a break from the rec center weight room until around mid-October because every year I didn’t I’d get a cold. All the kids would bring their airborne illnesses into the weight room for a few weeks.

    Government schools once again are spreading something. Not misinformation, disease. I wonder how many head colds, poxes, flus and other bugs homeschooled children get compared to public schooled children?

    • “Summer’s over in 17 days. How about “the snot-filled children are back in school wave” instead?”

      I second this message.

    • Ha! Do you & RG wish to remain clueless in Big Pharma Land? RE: “Government schools once again are spreading something” Enjoy.

      There is no, “something” being spread.

      It is either, being built, or the we’re being sprayed like bugs. Who knows?

      https://geoengineeringwatch.org/

      All I know is, most of the grasshoppers here, are All Dead.

  14. “dozens of studies have estimated”

    Not “shown”.

    Not “proven”

    Just Guesstimated.

    That there’s some real sciencing.

  15. It’s about time for my twice annual weather change induced sinus infection. I may try to pitch the work-from-home thing to my management. Doubt it’ll get any traction.

    Eric, hope you feel better soon. It too will pass…

    • someone I know had sinus problems, then started taking vitamins like magnesium, K2, stopped eating crap like MSG and other B.S. (pasteurized milk?) They got Alot better.

      May God be with you. …Also, swap beer for Aguava/tequila.YMMV.

  16. ‘If you’re going to San Francisco … be sure to wear a diaper on your face.’ — eric

    If you’re going to San Francisco
    Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
    If you’re going to San Francisco
    You’re gonna meet some flaky people there

    — Scott McKenzie, San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear …) May 13, 1967

    New York’s witch governor Mortitia Hochul, who claimed in 2021 that mRNA ‘vaccines’ are ‘a gift from God,’ is ordering pharmacies to make covid shots available without prescription to anyone. This is gross medical malpractice. It will produce lethal results.

    Dipshit bimbo Gov. Maura Healey of Taxachusetts is following suit. Like never before, the D-party is a death cult, led by a cackling coven of misanthropes and lesbians.

    A New York Slimes article about HHS Secretary Kennedy’s appearance before a Senate Committee yesterday makes for sad reading. Not only were the former CDC leadership proselytizing true believers in fake covid vaccines, so are many Senators — plodding conventional thinkers all, easily gulled by crude propaganda and lies.

    Two Slimes reporterettes play doctor:

    ‘Hundreds of reports have tracked the efficacy of the vaccines since they first debuted in 2021. The shots have saved millions of lives in the United States and elsewhere, dozens of studies have estimated.’

    https://archive.ph/4wazT#selection-1107.2-1107.206

    Eric, take some ivermectin if you’re still having symptoms. It’s super-safe, and will dispatch sore throat / headache / intestinal upset in a jiffy.

    Death to the Lügenpresse.

    • Hi Jim,

      I don’t know if you already heard, but the governors of California, Hawaii, Oregon, and Washington recently announced they’re going to go against “CDC recommendations” & set their own vaccine policies. I wouldn’t be surprised if that includes doubling down on pushing COVID jabs for adults AND children. Are these governors going against REAL SCIENCE and pushing Pharma funded “Science” instead?

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