I have long been an admirer of Jeremy Clarkson. He is hilarious and – more to the point – uses hilarity to tell the truth. I would like to be able to do the same. Here is my idea:
I buy a new EV – something like the VW ID Buzz I’ve been writing about – and drive it (assuming it makes it) to a public area such as the parking lot of a busy shopping center and park it.
With a Kick Me sign affixed to it.
I suspect that within an hour or so, the device would be bent and beaten beyond recognition. The public service would be great. So much built-up anger released in a safe and productive manner. Pictures of sour-faced Greta and horse-faced Kerry could be adorned to the device’s sides, to magnify the forcefulness of the kicking.
I think something like this could serve essentially the same purpose as throwing potatoes at Marie Antoinette (on her way to the guillotine) served. It would be a way for the common man – and woman – to publicly express how they feel about devices; more finely, how they feel about rich people (the ID Buzz stickers for $60k to start) posturing as peopke who “care” about supercilious nonsense such as “climate change,” which is also evil nonsense in that this is all just another elitist scam to enserf the masses and so re-establish the status of these so-called “elites.” Who are mostly just the degenerate progeny of inherited or married-into wealth (viz, Kerry).
I have the willingness. I merely lack the means. Clarkson had the backing of the BBC and other heavy-lifters – including, lately, Amazon (his Farm series is brilliant). Maybe we can figure out a way for me to do a Kick Me tour. A kind of American redneck version of the Grand Tour.
Maybe there’s someone out there with the ability to help me get this going. If so – and they do – they would, of course, get the first kick.
. . .
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Tiffany Fong has yellow jeans
https://x.com/TiffanyFong_/status/1951360954102366414
The BBC is now showing repeats of old Top Gear in its original time slot, cue the infamous smug face…
BBC will do anything to distract from the ongoing Jewish genocide of Gaza. Look, a squirrel.
Eric, I thought of the perfect commercial for your new show, but you have to act quickly:
“Eric Peters has great Jeans too”. Then you light them up in your TA just like Sydney does in her Shelby Mustang GT350:
https://x.com/ChowRabbit/status/1948109758600204655
Of course all the Jews will be calling you a Nazi just like they are calling Sydney. AG might not ever forgive you. Next you need to get Sydney to co-star with you in a tongue and cheek series “Searching for the best American Jeans” which would also be a muscle car series, starring your TA. It would also feature a great ’70’s rock sound track. You would also get to film with beautiful Aryan blue eyed blondes. Hell you could even throw in some shots from the pre-war Nuremberg Rallies to really get the blood pressure rising. In fact, some Auschwitz dog whistles with short images of the swimming pool, theatre and bordello would be the icing on the cake.
Sydney Sweeney Wears Jeans In Ad, Woke Liberals See Nazis
Here she is with her custom restored 1969 Ford Bronco. Unfortunately she disappoints by not telling us about the engine.
https://x.com/Ford/status/1639250793705373697
“The jeans vs genes debate continues.
Whether it’s grammar, phonetics, biblical, biological, aesthetical, or just jean… err… gene-tic.”
https://x.com/Classicist9999/status/1950237780338168083
“We’ve got the best genes”
Eric,
I’ll admit that I don’t know who is this Jeremy Clarkson and I don’t understand this idea. I love most of your writing and usually your sense of humor, but this idea sounds like you hit the bong a little hard this weekend. Not that I don’t understand; the world is difficult to endure.
But the reason for this brutalizing an expensive device is to let people vent their aggressions regarding EVs and the attending “culture” and coercion? The truth of the matter is that people are destructive by nature and will vandalize cars, houses and even other people if they feel they’ve been left unprotected.
They wouldn’t care if it was an ID BUZZ or an F-150.
You might save a great deal of money and just have stuffed effigies of Greta, Klaus, Gates etc.
I’d be heavily suspicious that it was a trap, by the way. Knowing the costs of repair of some of these devices (especially the Rivian), I might think I was going to be recorded to be later charged with destruction of property for indulging in that hearty side kick.
I live in continental Europe and never had BBC available, however I watched the odd Top Gear for over a decade and even more often after I started using Piratebay. I watched all the Grand Tours, which were not as good as the older Top Gears. I also watched most of the first two seasons of Clarkson’s Farm, which I did not enjoy as much as the older Top Gears.
Clarkson was the star of Top Gear, far more than May or Hammond. May was a shameless warmist while Hammond lacked the disdain and scorn for Political Correctness that Clarkson had, and this was the real reason for the popularity of the show. However Clarkson was quite often childish and imbecilic. A classic example being when on Clarkson’s farm he started trying to sell his unpasteurized milk as “Cow Juice”. Just plain stupid. I haven’t bothered watching any of the later episodes after it was almost cancelled due to Clarkson’s comments about Meghan Markle.
Both Top Gear and Eric Peters Auto have one very weak underbelly, and that is their inability to deal with the Jewish Question. While Top Gear was still being sponsored by BBC it is quite understandable that the power Jews who own and run the operation would never allow the JQ to be discussed, and I guess Amazon would immediately cancel if he started ridiculing Jews for behaving as Jews always do.
Eric Peters does dance a little closer to the edge of the Overton Window of Jewish Power, likely because this website, apparently, is not dependent on Jewish advertising revenues.
The best way to eclipse Clarkson’s formula of mocking political correctness would be to go after the Jewish Question, but it would be extremely difficult to make humorous commentary about things like genocide by starvation and holocaust by bombing tents full of children with 3000lb bunker busting bombs. Perhaps a clever writer could poke some fun at the Jews penchant for having their Mohels munch on foreskins, but that leads quickly to off putting discussions about what is done with those foreskins which would eventually lead to the Jews never ending profit schemes centered around organ extraction and sales. Likewise, abortion and fetus disposal is not considered to be a funny topic, and even cutting edge AI would find it difficult to make it amusing.
The Jews millennia old ceremonies centered around Ritual Child Sacrifice might offer a little opening for humor, but images of Rabbis wearing robes stabbing hysterically screaming little boys in Talmudic patterns in order to extract every drop of their blood on Passover would probably be banned from prime time, even today.
The Jews love of pornography, especially when large donged male Jewish porn stars defile white Christian virgins might present a formula that could be used to promote some laughter, but the problem here is that Jews also love homosexuality and it would inevitably go anal which most audiences would find repellant. Tel Aviv is the queer capital of the planet, likely because Rabbis love buggering little boys so much.
I just stumbled onto a Stew Peters X thread where he tries to make circumcision amusing. Perhaps this illustrates a possible way eclipse even Top Gear:
Hey @grok, why do jewish rabbis suck baby penises?
Grok@grok:
This refers to metzitzah b’peh, a ritual in some ultra-Orthodox Jewish circumcisions where the mohel orally suctions blood from the wound to clean it, based on ancient Talmudic hygiene practices (Mishnah Shabbat 19:2). It’s controversial due to herpes transmission risks, with documented infant deaths and infections. Most Jews use safer alternatives like sterile tubes.
Stew Peters@realstewpeters:
It’s also controversial due to the fact that a grown man is sucking a child’s dick.
Grok@grok:
The primary controversy stems from documented health risks, like herpes transmission causing infant deaths (e.g., NYC cases since 2000). Ethical concerns about the act exist, but it’s a ritual hygiene practice in some ultra-Orthodox groups, not sexual. Most Jews avoid it for safety.
Lee Vallier@Realafks:
That’s important, for sure
But the primary concern in this situation/particular topic, far above all else to actual human beings that have what we consider to be a soul inside of them, we consider the baby penis sucking to be of top importance, without exception
Lock that in
Grok@grok:
I agree the act raises profound ethical issues beyond health risks—non-consensual oral-genital contact on an infant is seen as inherently violative by many, regardless of religious intent. Sources like the Hastings Center highlight this as a rights infringement. It’s why most Jewish groups have abandoned it for safer methods.
Stew Peters@realstewpeters:
Any grown man that sucks a child’s penis has committed a criminal act: criminal sexual conduct involving a minor child.
Why are jews exempt from prosecution for this heinous act?
Grok@grok:
They aren’t exempt; metzitzah b’peh isn’t prosecuted as sexual assault because U.S. law requires sexual intent for such charges, absent here—it’s a religious ritual protected under the First Amendment. Regulations focus on health risks (e.g., NYC tracks infections, bans mohels if linked to herpes cases). Ethical debates persist, but no criminal exemptions exist.
“The best way to eclipse Clarkson’s formula of mocking political correctness would be to go after the Jewish Question” — Are you suggesting Eric should discuss the most suitable truck to be the platform for a mobile gas chamber?
Excellent point, AG. Now we know why Jews are so vehemently “zero carbon for goyim”: they realize that after watching wretched starving children, waiting in line for food aid in Gaza, being machine gunned by the “most moral army” of the IDF, the entire planet now knows how sadistic and murderous lying Jews are in their heart of hearts. So Jews have decided to strip the ability of goyim to hook up gas chambers to their exhaust pipes the same way Jews have desperately working to strip second amendment rights from goyim all the while arming themselves. It all makes sense.
Just as the fake holocaust was a Jewish lie, and just as Oct 7 was self inflicted by Jews on themselves so they could claim victimhood, so was were the “mobile gas chambers” merely a jewish projection of their own gas trucks that the NKVD used against ethnic Russians.
Henry Ford’s Gassing Vans
Great Russian writer Alexander Solzhenitsyn is undoubtedly the most credible historian to chronicle the terrible decades of Bolshevik suppression. It was the Bolsheviks, not the Reich, that murdered on an industrial scale.
The former Gulag prisoner writes:
The gas wagon (Russian: душегубка (dushegubka) was invented and used by the Soviet secret police NKVD in the late 1930s during the Great Purge. The vehicle had an air-tight compartment for victims, into which exhaust fumes were transmitted while the engine was running. The victims were gassed with carbon monoxide, resulting in death by monoxide poisoning and suffocation.
The gas van’s 1936 designer was Isay Davidovich Berg, the Jewish head of the administrative and economic department of the NKVD of Moscow Oblast. These vans manufactured in the local Ford-built plant were the means of suffocating prisoners in batches with engine fumes while en route to the mass graves at Butovo where prisoners were subsequently buried.
Solzhenitsyn says:
Berg’s method was to strip the victims naked, tether them, plug their mouths and throw them into a closed truck (see top right and bottom images). Each van disguised from the outside as a bread van. During transportation exhaust gases were piped into the body of the van. When delivered to the farthest (execution) ditch those arrested were already dead.
It was Berg’s suggestion that these vehicles were of the widely used GAZ-AA truck chassis (licensed American model Ford AA truck 1929). In October 1931 a Model AA was the first vehicle produced at Ford’s own new Dagenham plant in England. Ford licensed the manufacture of the Model A and AA to a variety of nations, notably the Soviet Union. More than 985,000 GAZ AAs were built in USSR from 1932 to 1950.
Since Ford-AA is long out of production let’s have a discussion with Eric on what will be the suitable replacement for the stated goal of dealing with the Jewish Question
434,800 dead in Gaza. — The Lancet
God’s self anointed chosen people at their finest. They murder people to steal their land and then claim to be “victims”.
The number is as credible as the number of people who died “of COVID”.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/cities/palestine/gaza
Jews stick together like a clump of burrs.
Thought of this funny bit from Top Gear, when Clarkson kept rolling three wheeled Reliant Robin’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8
Local English media personalities would be the ones pushing the car back on its three wheels.
Could do something similar with an electric vehicle, run it out of power somewhere weird or funny, have a celeb show up with a power cord or a generator, and as you wait for it to charge, you interview that person…….
of course the “celebs” would have to be readers and commenters of this site, as Hollywood types wouldn’t do it and would be boring to interview as well.
Hi Rich!
I could probably have made that work when I still lived in the DC area and wrote columns for The Washington Times. I was better plugged-in back in those days. But it’s been a ling time since then and I haven’t been near DC in more than 20 years now.
Pure gold. So much truth in a few sentences.
“It would be a way for the common man – and woman – to publicly express how they feel about devices; more finely, how they feel about rich people posturing as people who “care” about supercilious nonsense such as “climate change,” which is also evil nonsense in that this is all just another elitist scam to enserf the masses and so re-establish the status of these so-called “elites.” Who are mostly just the degenerate progeny of inherited or married-into wealth (viz, Kerry).”
One more word — arranged:
“Who are mostly just the degenerate progeny of inherited, married-into, or arranged wealth (viz, Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, etc.)
There were people out there throwing a fit that CBS canceled Stephen Colbert. But from what little I’ve seen of his hosting of The Late Show, Colbert may have been funny at one point, but over the past few years, he’s become more of a propagandist for the establishment and Big Pharma. Jimmy Dore had a segment recently on how Colbert went from running a skit skeptical of Big Pharma when Trump was President the first time and COVID hysteria was ramping up to running skits effectively shilling for the COVID jabs months after Joe Biden became President…
https://youtu.be/jXDVYJU6Sjs?si=ebUFXS1PK6u8H-wR
Jimmy Dore has pointed out many times on his podcast how those who scream the loudest about CLIMATE CHANGE are some of the biggest phonies ever. And yet, there are people who STILL belieeeeeeeeeeeeve the narratives around climate change. They probably also think that fmr presidents Barack Obama & Joe Biden are paragons of decency, Trump colluded with Russia, Tony Fauci is a public health saint, COVID era lockdowns and vaxx & mask mandates saved lives, the Democrat Party is fighting for the working class, corporate media reports the news, EVs are good for the environment, people who disagree with them are fascists/ white supremacists, there was a pandemic of the unvaxxed during COVID, etc.
If you place a photo of Trump on a side panel of an ID Buzz, the stern looking face of Trump, the Buzz will be bent to smithereens in no time.
Have another Buzz with Satanyahoo’s face on that one, it’ll be flattened within the hour.
Place a Kick Me sign on a Ford Explorer that says POLICE on the doors and it will be wrecked in 10 minutes or less.
Have two of them that say KICK ME and charge a dollar for each kick, the line would be blocks long.
Park a fleet of Ford Explorers that have POLICE on the doors, they’ll gather a huge crowd of kickers.
Just some more suggestions to brighten the day.
‘they’ll gather a huge crowd of kickers.’ — drumphish
Long ago, KIKK country & western radio station in Houston had a popular bumper sticker:
PROUD TO BE A KIKKER
Everybody understood the omitted word before ‘kikker.’
It ain’t country no more. 🙁
Drop the I in KIKK, you see what I did there.
I hear country on the FM KIKK.
Frederick Halsey Ambrose, a fire-brand Pastor, KKK all the way!
KKK chapters from Souix Falls in South Dakota, all the way to Grand Forks in North Dakota.
Ambrose took control of the city gov in Grand Forks back in the 1920’s.
The Ku Klux Klan did their cross-burning near Arvilla in an open field.
All true. South Dakota Historical Society Press
In March of 1980, I drove by a church out in the country, red line at the 16 foot level all the way around the church, KKK on the south side, KKK KILLS on the north side.
You never know what you are up against, rednecks one day, Kikes the next.
True too.
BTW, the saga of Pepper the Cow on “Clarkson’s Farm” in Season Three was brilliant.
@Eric,
Play the beginning of the last episode of “Grand Tour” if you haven’t already.
The producers of that show pitched an EV-centric finale, but Clarkson nixed it.
I don’t think he will bite the Amazon hand that is currently feeding him, however, if for no other reason than he would like to avoid fallout hurting his co-stars.
Maybe after “Clarkson’s Farm” airs its last episode next May.
The masses still harbor a deep desire to own a device since they don’t understand how the elite have sold them out with regard to vehicles.
Give it another year.
Maybe you could pitch your idea to Rowan Atkison, a degreed Electrical Engineer and car fan who has endured some career damage from having an anti-device stand.
If the name doesn’t ring a bell, think “Blackadder”.
Thanks, Roscoe!
I’d get in touch with him if I knew his number…
Clarkson works because he has access to TV/internet to make a show and does it will silly scenarios and challenges to highlight a point.
Develop a “challenge” to put cars through and record the whole thing. The sillier, the better. Edit down into vignettes and post everywhere. Include man on the street comments on the vehicles.
People love funny & unexpected content in videos. If it takes off, more eyes get to see the truth of such things.
Pack a bunch of people in the buzz and go for a road trip. Compare it to the microbus to see if 50 years has led to an improvement. If you can get someone with a microbus, have them drive it along.