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Deal – or No Deal?

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It is a strange thing to hear talk of an imminent “deal” the other side does not appear to be a party to. The negotiations – if that’s the right word – have apparently been conducted between Trump’s emissaries and the prime minister of Pakistan’s emissaries, acting as intermediaries. Negotiations generally occur when the two parties discuss them directly. But in this instance, the Iranians are probably reluctant to send emissaries on account of Trump’s record of bad faith. They may – not unreasonably, given Trump’s prior conduct during negotiations – fear being killed if a “deal” is not agreed to.

According to news reports, the “deal” is a capitulation – for Iran. It requires the opening of the Strait of Hormuz, which means Iran surrenders its having won control of the Strait of Hormuz. It requires that the Iranians dismantle their nuclear program and the turning over or destruction of any highly enriched uranium – the essential ingredient for a nuclear deterrent – they may possess. In exchange for agreeing to this capitulation, the U.S. promises “eventual economic relief” and the “phased lifting of sanctions.”

Such a deal!

Well, it will be if the Iranians agree – supposedly today (Sunday, June 14). It is difficult to believe they will because why would the Iranians agree to such a capitulation given they have – so far – won the war by not losing it? If they do agree to this deal, it will mean losing everything, from the Iranian point-of-view. It will mean surrendering Iran’s ability to defend itself going forward, because surrendering its actual or potential nuclear deterrent would amount to exactly that. It is the primary reason for this war. Iran was attacked not because it had attacked another country but because a certain country cannot abide the idea of Iran being able to defend itself from an attack by that country. So it sicced the United States on Iran. The war is hugely unpopular in the United States for just that reason (excepting the Republican Party, which still supports it bigly). Most Americans do not like paying the War Tax every time they pump gas into their vehicle. It is not that they like the Iranians – or that they do not like the Israelis. It is that they do not want to pay for a war between the Israelis and the Iranians.

Back to this “deal.”

How can the Iranians agree to surrender? Why would they agree to surrender? If this “deal” is actually a deal – and not just another instance of Trump asserting it is a “deal” before  the facts establish it isn’t and probably never was – then there is (to quote the Marquess of Montrose) something that is hid from sight. What could that be? If there is a deal, then it must be something along the lines of a threat to use nuclear weapons against Iran – a thing that is not inconceivable given what we know Trump and the people running Israel are capable of. They are, objectively, sociopaths. Trump has had people extrajudicially killed – claiming they were running drugs. Including people helplessly bobbing in the water. An aquatic My Lai for which neither he nor anyone else in the administration will ever be brought to justice for performing. Netanyahu awards golden pagers to his cronies – including Trump – to commemorate blowing up not just supposed “terrorists” but also anyone else who happened to be near them when the pages blew up.

But why would the Iranians back down even in the face of a threatened nuclear attack? If they do, then they may as well have been nuked since it will mean the end of Iran as a meaningfully sovereign state. It will mean Iran becomes something like Venezuela; i.e., another banana republic just not an equatorial one. It will mean Netanyahu and his successors can have their way with Iran.

Something feels unnatural about the whole thing. Iran – insofar as the facts seem to suggest – is far from beaten. It is unusual for the not-beaten to cry uncle. This almost never happens. It happens even less often when the not-beaten knows that if he does cry uncle, the bully is going to savage him even worse. Do you take me entirely for a whig, sir? Meaning, a fool. A dupe. That’s what the Marquess of Montrose asked Archie in Rob Roy.

One wonders whether the Iranians are asking the same question, right now.

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10 COMMENTS

  1. This cycle of amazing deals like nobody has ever seen followed by oh my bad, these fucking animals just broke the truce so now we’ll hit them like never before and around and around it goes just gives Iran time to do the proverbial reload. How did Trump turn into the ultimate neocon anyway? Was it always the plan?

    Out of my sphere of influence anyway.

    Ask any current or former operator (or people with a little common sense) and they’ll tell you the only solution is to push the button, like it or not. Of course that’s likely the end of humanity, but who ever said we were worth saving anyway? Well, apart from Jesus.

    As my late father in law (Marine) always said: “Nuke ‘em til they glow and shoot ‘em in the dark”.

  2. I like the Iranians. They are reasonable, restrained, intelligent, respect old fashioned values like not killing civilians, telling the truth, self defense, leadership that is willing to die with the soldiers in a fight for national survival. They show far more virtue than the current clown show Administration in the US that actually aspires to be like WWE spectacles. I used to be a Republican conservative. Since Pat Buchanan was drummed out of the party the GOP is the Evil Twin of the Democrat Party, with the same goals but forced to lie about everything to get the conservative voters so, when in office, it can do what the Democrats do but on steroids. Like COVID PANIC, COVID protocols, COVID FAKE VACCINE BIOWEAPON, ENDLESS WARS, ASSASSINATIONS OF CHARISMATIC PATRIOT ACTIVIST IN PUBLIC when they don’t agree to sell the kids on WARS FOR ISRAEL.

    The US is now fully The Evil Empire.

    • Well-said, Kent –

      I am like you – and I am in full agreement. I know Pat a little, by the way. He’s not a fraud – unlike the current clown king.

  3. Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 17: A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.

    Even if they have a deal, it won’t be kept. Israel will find some “violation” and do whatever they want (or instruct America to do whatever they want).

  4. ‘Something is hid from sight. What could that be?’ — eric

    Besides threats, inducements are another possibility.

    Although Trumpstein claims for domestic purposes that it won’t cost Americans a penny, reports suggest that Iran may receive up to $30 billion in unfrozen assets via third parties such as the UAE.

    Having been hammered for years by extraterritorial US sanctions, Iran definitely could use some USD foreign exchange … and the ability to spend it on purchases that are currently blocked. That’s a big incentive for Iran to accept an otherwise unpalatable deal.

    But — you knew this ‘but’ was coming — without a three-way agreement that includes Israel, this deal is likely doomed. Repeatedly it’s been proven that Trumpstein cannot control the little rogue state, which believes that it controls him via its abject rabble of Congress Clowns purchased with more than $250 billion of ‘donations’ over the past five years.

    Regardless of the fate of US-Iran negotiations, the subversion and takeover of the US political system by a hostile foreign colony — which now is seeking to assimilate the Pentagon and the CIA by means of pending legislation — is the elephant in the living room which you won’t read about in the Lügenpresse. (Who runs the Lügenpresse?)

    Trump’s false-front administration is a quisling regime directed from Jerusalem. We saw it with our own eyes when Netanyahu showed up in WARshington DC on February 11 and successfully ordered his cringing lackey Trump to start the war on February 28. Any freaking questions??

    • And here we go again:

      ‘The Israeli military said it launched strikes on Beirut on Sunday targeting Hezbollah infrastructure, despite ongoing efforts to negotiate an end to the U.S.-Iran war. Smoke could be seen rising over the Lebanese capital.

      ‘The strikes threatened to hamper negotiations over a deal, which in its current form is a deep disappointment to Israel’s government. The last time Israel struck the Beirut suburbs a week ago, it set off the most serious escalation of fighting between Iran and Israel since the tenuous ceasefire took hold April 7.’

      https://apnews.com/article/iran-us-war-ceasefire-deal-e0a9e4e1152ea8da10ea066ad174a23a

      How many dozens of times have we seen this movie? Little Shitrahell is doing what it always does: biting the American hand that feeds it, just to show us who’s boss.

      Israel delenda est.

  5. Luckily the “Ferengi Rules of Acquisition” cover this situation:

    Rule 34: War is good for business.

    Rule 35: Peace is good for business.

    And if that doesn’t explain what’s going on just remember Major General Smedley Butler’s famous book; “War is a Racket”.

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