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How About $8.50 a Month to Buy Your Voting Harder?

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Trump just doubled down on his previous attempt of a couple weeks back to bribe people to Vote Harder for Republicans about a month from now. He is “pleased to announce that my Administration will, immediately, begin sending “Checks” of nearly $100 to over 20 MILLION wonderful Seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premiums,” in his inimitable ALL CAPS and inappropriate punctuation manner.

Has anyone worked out what that amounts to? Well, that nearly $100 comes to about $8.50 per month, which isn’t going to do much to help “wonderful Seniors” (sic) pay their Medicare Part B premiums. Shit, $8.50 just barely buys a single goy slop Bic Mac at the evil clown palace. It is a sum equivalent to less than half the cost per tank of the War Tax, which is currently about $4.50 for gas, which means it costs about $25 more to fill up an average crossover SUV now than it did before Trump decided to become Israel’s Golden Golem and start this catastrophic war with Iran.

What is Natalie Harp thinking?

That neither she – nor Trump – can see that this dangled bit of gristle isn’t going to get anyone to Vote Harder because it’s insulting (because it’s meaningless) is an interesting window into the minds of them both. They both apparently think we can be bought – and bought cheap. That goes for the $5k dangled by Trump a couple of weeks ago, too. Even if it were actually paid out – which it won’t be, because it is contingent on the reds not being douched out of Congress by the blues, which Trump’s catastrophic presidency has all but assured will happen – it would only amount to a giving back of what has already been stolen and it would only just barely make up for what Trump has already cost us, via the War Tax and the inflation triggered by this evil and catastrophic war he started on behalf of Israel.

Those checks would also probably trigger Zimbabwean inflation – so it’s probably a good thing we’ll never get them. But – meanwhile, “wonderful Seniors” are going to get $8.50 per month.

Maybe they will Vote Harder after enjoying that delicious goy slop burger at the evil clown palace.

 

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