GeoD submitted this one:
I have friends on both sides of the handgun issue, those who
believe easy access to hand guns is not good for this country
and those who believe government has no business dictating
ownership one way or the other.
I have gained valuable understanding from both arguments.
I have made my final decision. Certain Americans, especially
those who are more likely to become victims of crime, need
to own and become proficient with handguns!
I can’t discuss this any further right now, it’s my turn to pick up the shells.