Useless Eater “hero” Steals Money in Plain Sight

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Watch this one. A couple of guys are wading in a river, looking for whatever they find. They’re young, fit – and most of all, not harming anyone or even potentially harming themselves.

Up waddles a tax-feeding parasite with a government-issued gun. He uses the implied threat of his government-issued gun to force the guys out of the river and hand them “citations” – that is, piece of government-issued paper ordering them to pay a fine for the manufactured offense of wading in the river without a life vest. Which the victim is clearly wearing but the cholesterol-addled “hero” apparently couldn’t see.

Regardless, what sort of person threatens people with guns and steals their money because they were wading in the river – with or without a life vest?

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  1. First mistake they made was stepping out of the house. They should only go outdoors to go shopping or work. Otherwise just stay inside or maybe once in a while go for a walk on the jogging path. Water’s for looking at, preferably from a well-designed concrete slab of a park, or maybe from the patio of an overpriced restaurant. When will these weirdos get that into their heads? Who do they think they are, Huckleberry Finn?

    (sarcasm, obviously)