Bigger on Two Wheels

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The 2021 BMW R18 – which is a motorcycle – has a bigger engine than many of the new cars I’ve been test driving this year.

Proportionately, it has one of the biggest engines available in anything you can still buy that rolls under power.

This roughly 900 pound bike has an 1800 cc air-cooled twin cylinder engine (another type of engine you cannot find in anything on four wheels, that’s new).

Those are two very big cylinders – with each of the two pistons pumping within them equivalent – in terms of individual displacement – to almost the total displacement of all four pistons within the becoming-ubiquitous 2.0 liter (or 2,000 cc) inline (and water-cooled) four cylinder engine you’ll find under the hood of so many new cars.

And even crossovers and SUVs.

All of which weigh a great deal more than 900 pounds – the weight of the BMW bike.

Such disproportionately small engines in such large – and heavy – cars are as mismatched as ballet slippers for Mike Tyson. But they’re shoed into place, so to speak, by car companies forced to go to absurd lengths to comply with government regulations, especially those regarding gas mileage and the “emission” of the gas – carbon dioxide – that has become the justification for a kind of jihad against the internal combustion engine.

These regs do not yet – yet – apply to motorcycles. For the same reason that “mandates” regarding the Jabbing of employees only apply – for now – to businesses that employ 100 or more people.

Give it time.

In the meanwhile, we have an interesting juxtaposition – fundamentally similar to the juxtaposition that exists between the healthy Unjabbed and the unhealthy Jabbed, who continue to get sick even though they have taken what is marketed as the “cure.”

Cars are getting progressively sicker, too.

It is becoming hard to find any new car with a sticker price under $30,000 that doesn’t come with a 2.0 liter four cylinder engine and there are a number of luxury-brand cars priced over $50k that come standard with 2.0 liter four cylinder engines.

Even trucks are being fitted with the powerplant equivalent of ballet slippers on Mike Tyson, in the form of V6s rather than V8s and soon – inevitably – four cylinder engines more appropriately sized for motorcycles.

Call it Downsizing II.

Downsizing I occurred in the late ’70s and for the same reasons – government regulations regarding fuel economy, which the government claimed had to be imposed on the very curious reasoning that the market would not otherwise deliver it.

Of course, the market did deliver it. There were economy cars in the ’70s. The problem – from the government’s point of view – was that other cars were also available and these had to be made unavailable, via regulations mandating that all cars be made “economical.”

The car industry complied – by downsizing cars, i.e., making them smaller. Body-on-frame was replaced by unibody (eliminating the previously common heavy steel frame onto which the car’s body was bolted) and front-wheel-drive replaced rear-wheel-drive.

The average new car shrank by about a foot in overall length and lost about 800 pounds.

This made them “compliant” – for now – with the regs.

Then along came new regs – regarding “safety” – which wasn’t really about that anymore than the putative “fuel efficiency” regs were (or are) about “saving gas.” They are tools designed to outlaw cars without actually outlawing them, in terms of a formal law to that effect. Which would be too sudden – and arouse to much opposition. Instead, allow cars to be built – just make it progressively harder to build (and sell) them.

That’s the racket.

Well, Downsizing I almost did that. Cars got smaller – in the manner of an inmate at Dachau, with the end goal being to disappear him altogether. But engineers are smarter – in the creative sense – than government and they figured out a way to comply with the government’s putative injunctions regarding fuel economy by designing whole new families of engines that were very efficient indeed. This made it feasible to begin increasing the size of cars again, which began in earnest in the mid-late ’90s.

They also began to get heavier again – in order to comply with all the “safety” regs.

Something had to be done. Or rather, a new justification had to be found.

And was.

Carbon dioxide “emissions.” The “emissions” that don’t create or worsen smog, cause or contribute to people’s breathing problems. But which are claimed to present a catastrophic threat to the health of the planet. Of a piece with the catastrophic threat of a virus that isn’t a threat to 99.8-something percent of the healthy population of the planet.

But this one is unanswerable by ingenuity.

The exhaust coming out of a modern car’s tailpipe can be cleaner than the surrounding air – in terms of the objectively harmful emissions that cause or worsen smog and which cause or contribute to people’s breathing problems and still run afoul of the government’s “emissions” standards.

Because of carbon dioxide “emissions.”

Thus., Downsizing II – of engines, this time. Until there are no engines, at all.

Motorcycle engines are off the radar, for now – just as employers who employ fewer than 100 people are off the radar, for now. But it’s just a momentary reprieve. The end goal is to eliminate engines – just as it is the end goal to eliminate freedom of choice as regards your health.

“Health” – and “emissions” – serving as the facades for the evil behind them.

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      • That’s what I’m saying! This 2.0L business is going to kill luxury car makers. What reason does someone have to buy a luxury car if they can’t have something else besides a 2.0L engine? What’s so special about BMW if you can’t buy one of their impeccably, silky smooth sixes?

  1. Have you encountered one of the new Chevy half ton trucks with the 4cyl yet? Had one come in the other day for a remote start, what a cosmic POS. Picture this in your minds eye Eric, you slide into the seat of a 2022 silverado with 350 miles on it, fire it up, listen to the rough idle of the little 4cyl, and gaze upon the gauge cluster. Voltage is 12.4 (confirmed with a DVM), engine oil pressure at idle is 15psi and goes up with rpms(confirmed with scanner) check engine light is on(code for low oil pressure). I’m sure that 4 banger is capable(sic) of hauling an ext cab long box 4wd half ton truck down the road fine….

    • I have, Rusty…

      They can’t downsize vehicles again (because saaaaaaaaaaaaafety standards) so they are downsizing engines, this time. Until there are no engines left, at all.

  2. The Biden EO to OSHA requiring corporations with a 100 or more employees to get the clotshot was never registered thus, like the virus, doesn’t exist. It’s all bs but pretty much everyone are going for it, hook, line and sinker. Pretty sad.

    Today all it takes to make law (or a rule) is for the press secretary to include it in a press release. The prestitutes grab it and Voila! Its the Law!

  3. Have you ridden the R18 Eric? I’m curious if it vibrates under acceleration.
    I owned a GS 1250 for a while and I didn’t like it’s power delivery. I know they are very popular but it felt like a tractor engine to me. I traded for a used FJR1300 4cyl and I am much happier, especially riding two up.
    I also have a 2cyl 790 parallel twin and it runs way smoother than the bmw boxer 2cyl.

  4. ‘Of a piece with the catastrophic threat of a virus that isn’t a threat to 99.8-something percent of the healthy population of the planet.’ — eric

    One Heather Hollingsworth at AP has shat out the most vicious compendium of Cult of the Vaccine official lies yet. It quotes six different doctors spewing their Fauci-fueled rage at the ‘hesitant,’ the horse-paste eaters, the obstreperous heterodox thinkers.

    This quote, from ‘Doctor’ Elizabeth Middleton in Utah, takes the cake:

    ‘She hears often that the vaccine was developed too quickly. “Who are you to judge the speed of science?” she wonders.’

    Never, perhaps, has the theocratic contempt of our democidal ‘health care’ elites for their no-account nobody ‘patients’ been more succinctly expressed.

  5. If the people will believe Convid, they’ll believe in ‘Climate Change’ being dangerous. And as I recall from G. Edward Griffin’s The Creature From Jekyll Island, he cited ‘Climate Change’ as one of ‘their’ final moves.

    • ‘And as I recall from G. Edward Griffin’s The Creature From Jekyll Island, he cited ‘Climate Change’ as one of ‘their’ final moves.’ — Andrew E

      If climate change is ‘their’ penultimate move, central bank digital currency would be the kill shot.

      Then our choices shrink to buying and selling on the digital ledger, or surreptitiously bartering in the woods, outside the range of their surveillance cameras and microphones.

      Two minutes of hate for G Edward Griffin: ‘Griffin’s writings promote a number of right-wing views and conspiracy theories.’ — Wikipedia *gasp*

      Sound money, the horror!

      Incredibly, YouTube hasn’t banned him yet — from July 2021:


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