Maff is Not Hero Cop’s Strong Suit

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Now lookee here…

This un-named (as of yet) cop decides to double down on his idiocy.

Without fail, he also threatens to “book the video recorder” (take the camera) despite having his own audio recording.


  1. Maff and English is not Hero President Or Hero Baltimore Student’s Strong Suit


    Obama: “You been doin’ some… some maff?”

    Owen: “Yeah”

    Obama: “Adding and subtracting?”

    Owen: “Aaack”

    Obama: “So… so… so… like what? Like one plus one? How much is that?”

    Owen: “Two”

    Obama: “Ahhowwwkay. And then you go two plus two? Do you know that one?

    Owen: “Four”

    Obama: “UhhhAwwwSome. Yeah. You been studying. Calls on girl with hand raised. And and and… what about you? What have you been learning at school?

    Girl: “Subtrack”

    Obama: Subtracting too? You can do that? So if you go… Kay what can you subtract? Like what’s what’s one… what what what you take two… you subtract one, how much is that?

    Girl: “Huhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhh!!!”

    Obama: “Subtraction’s tougher than addition” Calls on boy with raised hand.

    Boy: “One”

    Dumb All Over – Frank Zappa

    “Whoever we are, wherever we’re from,
    we shoulda noticed by now our behaviour is dumb.
    And if our chances expect to improve it’s gonna take a lot more than tryin’ to remove the other race or the other whatever
    from the face of the planet altogether.

    They call it “The Earth” which is a dumb kinda name but they named it right ’cause we behave the same. We are dumb all over

    Dumb all over, yes we are, dumb all over, near and far, dumb all over, black ‘n white, people, we is not wrapped tight…”

  2. Maff is Not Hero Cop’s Strong Suit

    Well, DUHHHH. The only thing dumber than a cop attempting to add two numbers is a political class and a citizenry full of acerebral sheeple that would TRUST IT TO DO SO.

  3. I do not know the context of the video, but I assume it is a cash checkpoint.

    I am glad he (official) does not have to prove anything. If my life depended on his math skills I would not live to see the next sunrise.


    0.018 < 0.16


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