Look Out! OJ is Loose!

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The Juice is Loose! 

O.J. Simpson walked out of prison early Sunday after serving nine years for a Las Vegas armed robbery and kidnapping.

The former NFL star left prison shortly after midnight local time, and was picked up by a friend, according to Brooke Keast , a spokeswoman for the Nevada Department of Corrections.
“I told him, ‘don’t ‘come back,’ and he responded, ‘I don’t intend to, ‘” she said. “He was upbeat, personable and seemed happy to get on with his life.” Simpson, 70, was freed in the middle of the night to give him privacy. “Our biggest concern was our safety and the public’s safety and not wanting anybody, paparazzi, to follow him,” Keast said. “He left through a big blue door through the front gatehouse and exited quietly. He looked down because he didn’t want to be photographed.”
Ford Motor Co. did not comment publicly about the rumored OJ Edition 2018 Bronco reportedly in the works. The all-white prototype will reportedly feature “discreet” blood splatter and come with a single glove in the glovebox and pair of Bruno Magli shoes in the trunk.


  1. Freeman Bill lives here in this commercial vehicle. He has all required chits to use it to conduct business as an owner operator. He has $2000 in his checking he can access online with his smart phone. He has a free and clear piece of capital he can use to earn whatever items he might want and need. He is set for life, so long as he can stand life in an International 4400 with extended cab sleeper.

    House Nigger Bill sleeps in a 2016 Cadillac Escalade Premium 4WD. It’s paid for and worth $58,000. $39,000 firm if he has to sell fast in a pinch. He has two straps of $100s worth $20000. He also has $200,000 in gold in a hidden compartment. He has some protection from inflation. But has to go beg for work like any common side of the road cardboard sign schmuck once his $20000 runs out.

    Freeman is 50 years old and in great physical shape. He can easily clear several hundreds of thousands of dollars per year after expenses taking transportation gigs. He is better off than House Nigger bill because he owns the means of production. He is a capitalist.

    Far superior to a field nigger guy 10 miles away living in a million dollar home with $200,000 equity in it and $20,000 in the bank, which is about 5 months worth of bills. He works as a bank loan officer. That guy is just a debt slave.

    Field nigger guy has 3 kids and a wife. Who might be beneficial property or crushing debt, depending on the date and time.

    I am hear to learn from anyone and everyone not regurgitating the mainstream talking points we’ve all heard ad infinitum. Feel free to correct me or disagree completely.

  2. It was 40 degrees in Lovelock when the juice was once again loosed from the North Korean Nevadan Taxpayer Concentration Camp.

    At least he’s his own boss, and won’t have to work for some plantation owner as a trinket by the hour wage slave job.

    His celebrity/infamy commercial status elevates him above the everyday fiat shame of us mere mundane public at large.

    Here you can own a piece of OJ. It’s from the Palace Station Casino robbery, where OJ rightfully tried to reclaim his stolen property, but ran afowl of Uncle’s Fatwas against self defense or being anything other than a defenseless cowering tax slave.

  3. Both OJ, and Leslie Van Houten are getting paroled at almost the same time.

    Both allegedly stabbed a woman to death, in extremely high profile cases.

    Leslie confessed, was convicted and expressed remorse.. OJ didn’t, wasn’t and hasn’t (because he says he didn’t do it.) The civil judgement was not a conviction.

    I hope they both stay out of future trouble, and harm no one.

    I predict that Leslie will go extremely low profile, and never be heard from again.

    But I betcha we’ll hear more from The Juice….one way or the other. 😉


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