Modern cars are like ex-wives. They’re not all bad. The problem is that the good is often outweighed by the bad. Which is made tragic by the fact that it didn’t have to be this way.
Here are some for-instances:
Power . . . vs. weight –
There is no such thing as underpowered new car.
Today’s economy cars have more power under their hoods than most family cars used to have under theirs – and today’s family cars have more power than high-performance muscle cars used to have.
There are very few new cars of any type with engines that makes less than 130 horsepower (a ‘70s-era economy car like a VW Beetle had about 60 horsepower) and cars with 300-plus horsepower engines are as common today as 300 horsepower was rare and exotic as recently as the ‘90s.
But all this power is chained down by a counterbalancing uptick in weight.
The average 2018 model year car is several hundred pounds heavier than its ’90s-era equivalent, which is ironic because over the past 20-something years, heavy cast-iron engines have been replaced by aluminum blocks and heads and exterior body panels are made of much thinner and much lighter materials, including plastic. Some new cars – and trucks – have bodies made entirely out of aluminum.
But they’re still heaver than their equivalents from 20 years ago.
And they’re heavier because the underlying structure has to be – in order to pass all the government-mandated crash tests. New cars are certainly safer places to be in – if you wreck. If you don’t, much of the horsepower you’ve got under the hood is wasted carting around all that extra weight.
If new cars could be made as light as cars used to be, today’s economy cars would be quicker than yesterday’s sports cars and today’s performance cars would be quicker than yesterday’s exotics.
Other than oil and filter changes and tire rotations, modern cars usually don’t need much in the way of regularly scheduled maintenance for the first several years.
This not only saves money, it saves time. Before computer-controlled engine management systems (and fuel injection) came online in the mid-1980s, it was routine to have to take you car in for a tune-up in Fall – and then again in Spring.
In between, the car often needed fiddling with, too – because mechanical things (like a carburetor) tend to get out of adjustment more often.
Modern cars require less regular maintenance – and less often – but when a component (often, electrical) goes on the fritz, there’s no adjusting it. Only replacing it. And almost everything in a modern car is controlled electronically. Modules, sensors – and so forth.
Older, pre-computer cars can be nursed along almost indefinitely – and inexpensively. Modern cars work – until they don’t.
You’re less likely to find yourself stranded by a new car – at least, until it becomes an older car. But when it gets older and something does go wrong, it’s much more likely you will be stranded, because Band-Aiding it and limping the car home has become mostly a thing of the past.
For most of the history of the automobile, driving at night was dangerous because it was hard to see where you were going – because the illumination provided by the headlights cars came with all the way through the ’90s were about as effective as holding a candle out the window . . . vs. the darkness-cancelling candlepower provided by modern car lighting systems.
It was easy – in the past – to outdrive the headlights. Today’s cars light up the road long before your car actually gets to that spot in the road – and by the time it does get to that spot, the beam cast by the car’s headlights is already another 100 yards down the road. If you hit something, it won’t be because you didn’t see it.
Daytime visibility is much worse in most new cars – especially to the side and to the rear – because of sightline-occluding roof pillars that are often 2-3 times as thick as they were in the past (to comply with government roof-crush standards) and also because of tall, anti-whiplash headrests that block the driver’s view to the rear, through glass that’s often much smaller – and much more sharply slanted – than it was in cars built before the ’90s.
They don’t rust . . . but they do tear –
It’s more likely that the engine will wear out before the body – or at least, the frame – does.
On the downside, all modern cars have frighteningly fragile plastic front and rear “fascias” that are easily torn and usually just thrown away when that happens. These fascias – which are effectively the whole front (or rear) end of the car – are often held on by just a few plastic rivets. A relatively minor impact can and often does shear the entire thing off the car, leaving it both undriveable and expensive to fix.
One of the main reasons car insurance premiums have gone sky-high is precisely because what used to be fixable with a dent puller and some body putty now involves replacing an entire front (or rear) clip, often along with all the fragile (also usually made of plastic) trim pieces, such as the grille and headlight assemblies.
These latter can cost several hundred bucks each.
Metal bumpers could be bumped – without needing to be replaced. But chrome-plating has become too expensive because of environmental regs… and so we have even more expensive plastic fascias instead.
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