Here’s the latest reader question, along with my reply!
Linda asks: I am interested in gathering the very best put downs for the Face Mask Karens and wondered if you might be interested in spearheading this as you have a public forum. So far I have, “Where is your flashlight? I am afraid of the dark and you must protect me!” “Are you wearing your flea collar? I have a 15-40% chance of dying from a flea bite with Bubonic Plague? Where is your consideration for me?” Thanks.
My reply: I wish I had thought of the flea collar one ; I could have used it the other day when an older guy urged me to “wear your mask, young man.” Instead. I asked him why. He said, “to keep me alive.” Yes, really.
I will use the flea collar line next time – it’s brilliant! Maybe it’ll get some to thinking about the preposterous absurdity of it all. Why not wear a flea collar, after all? Lots of “cases” of flea infestation and a person can be killed by the diseases fleas carry!
I am with you in gathering the put downs! Let’s do so, right here – right now!
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