My Fuhrer, said Dr. Strangelove, I have a plan!
And now so do we – to deal with the Fuhrer of Virginia, Ralph “Coonman” Northam. His plan – announced on Tuesday – is that every Virginian 10 years and up shall pretend he’s sick (and contagious) by wearing a Fear Mask, in order to maintain the aura of pervasive, lethal sickness so necessary to the maintenance of the totalitarian policies the Fuhrer has already imposed – but which are wearing out their welcome given the increasingly obvious fact that the WuFlu isn’t even as dangerous as medical malpractice and essentially no danger at all to anyone not already very old or very sick from something else they already had.
Aber, Der Fuhrer befiehlt – und wir folgen!
The “leader” decrees – we obey!
A literal slogan from the actual Der Fuhrer.
Aber, this time there is an exception. One from the “Coonman” himself. Here it is, verbatim – from the befiehl (order) issued the other day:
“Nothing in this Order shall require the use of a face covering by any person for whom doing so would be contrary to his or her health or safety of because of a medical condition. Any person who declines to wear a face covering because of a medical condition shall not be required to produce or carry medical documentation verifying the stated medical condition nor shall the person be required to identify the precise underlying medical condition.”
This is a beautiful thing because it means Fear Masking remains optional (unless you’re forced to wear one by your employer – in which case you’re still free to take off the stupid mask and tell your employer to go suck a tailpipe).
A store can suggest or even ask you to Fear Mask. But whether you wear the Fear Mask is up to you. Because – for the sane among us – wearing a Fear Mask when not sick “would be contrary to our health and safety.”
The legitimate reasons for this are many – the most obvious being it’s unhealthy to restrict a healthy person’s breathing and it’s unhealthy to re-breath your own exhalations. It is contrary to the whole point of exhalation – which is the attempt by the body to rid itself of used air (and C02) in favor of fresh (and 02).
There is also the matter of one’s mental health – though this is not specifically elaborated but which is preserved by not wearing a Fear Mask. Yours as well as other people’s mental health as it is not healthy to see people walking around doing an impression of Michael Jackson.
At any rate, the Coonman’s order merely says “medical condition” – which quite plausibly includes an aversion to being bullied by Fear Peddlers and made to perform a sick kabuki for the sake of easing the weaponized anxieties of people who need therapy.
A further beauty is the congruity.
Fear Masking is predicted on the mere assertion – not established fact – that everyone could be Corona-laden and might be Corona-spreading. There is no burden of proof that must be met before sickness is presumed. People have been locked-down and unemployed and ruined and demoralized on the basis of mere assertion sans any backing up.
And now we get to return the favor!
We don’t need to prove we have a “medical condition” – or even specify which one we say we have. All we are required to do, per the Coonman, is to assert that we have it – and that’s the end of it.
Say the beautiful words:
No person who refuses the Fear Mask shall be “… required to produce or carry medical documentation verifying the stated (italics added) medical condition nor shall the person be required to identify the precise underlying medical condition.”
In other words – auf gut Deutsche – just say no.
They can’t force you to – and they can’t fine you for not agreeing to.
As to why the Coonman put this exemption into the befiehl, a variety of reasons come to mind, among them that the Coonman may know or have been advised that such an order is fundamentally at odds with the law as it still exists (on the books) and forcing people to Fear Mask could have legal – as well as political repercussions.
But he is counting on Fear – of phantom repercussions – to cajole the “folgen” to this befiehl. He knows the Captive Press won’t tell people about the exemption; only that Fear Masking is now mandatory – in the hope that most people will “folgen.”
With the goal being to normalize Fear Masking – in order to establish the psychological basis for the tracking and vaccinating regime that is to be befielht a few months from now.
It is of the utmost importance to the Coonman – and Gates and Fauci and the other creeps pushing the fear – to keep the Fear Masks on in order to maintain the fear they hope will lead to acceptance of tracking and vaccination.
Which is why it is even more important to refuse to “folgen” – for health reasons, you see. And to spread the word – in order to stop the spread . . . of the fear that is being used to serve evil purposes by evil men… like the little man who styled himself the “Coonman” once upon a time.
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