An interesting thing to report today, in view of the threat made by el Presidente (s)Elect Biden to Diaper everyone to “stop the spread.”
My mom has apparently “tested positive.”
Here’s why this is interesting:
My mom has been locked up in a prison for the elderly – aka a “care” facility – since March, just before the mass hysteria really got going. She is allowed no visitors and all of the staff are Fully Diapered at All Times, as el Presidente intends to require of all of us, all the time – if the (s)election stands.
The question arises: If the Holy Rag possesses the miraculous warding-off powers that its wearers claim it possesses, how is it that my mom has acquired the “virus”?
There are at least three possible answers I can think of:
The first is that the “virus” is incredibly catchy, as we’ve been fear-porned to believe it is. So catchy, indeed, that even in a practically Moon Suited environment, where people are hermetically sealed within and allowed no contact with the outside world, wherein the only people allowed inside are staff who never show their faces and – one presumes – all the other Kabuki Rituals are “practiced” . . . it can still be acquired.
The counterintuitive problem with this is how not-catchy the “virus” is outside the Moon Suited environment. I have not caught it – and I have been not “practicing” any Kabuki, including the wearing of the facial equivalent of a vial of Borat’s Gypsy Tears around my neck. I work out at a heretic gym almost every day, among many other heretics, almost none of us “practicing” kabuki. No Holy Rag. Plenty of hard breathing – and shaking of hands, when a friend shows up.
This has been going on for months, surely enough time to catch the “virus” – if it is so very catchy, as we’re told.
No one at the gym has caught anything.
Obviously, this is anecdotal. But it is also not nothing. If the “virus” is as catchy as claimed – as well as dangerous, as claimed – by now at least one person at this gym out of the hundreds of members who are in regular, close, unKabuki’d contact with each other inside the same building should have not only gotten sick but also become very ill.
Neither has happened.
Two, the Kabuki is just that. A medically meaningless show. A thing performed to condition.
If “masks work” – as those who practice the ritual say they do – then why did my mom “test positive” for a disease she shouldn’t have gotten? If condoms had the track record for not-stopping pregnancy (or AIDs) that the Holy Rag has for not stopping the acquisition of “the virus,” their makers would have been sued into van-by-the-river poverty long ago. Yet the manufacturers of the Holy Rag are making bank because people are forced to buy and use the medically useless devices even in the face of clear evidence of their uselessness.
Which is more than anecdotal.
We have the “case” of Britain, where the wearing of the religious garment has been a requirement for the past six month-plus. And yet, we learn this week that the cases! the cases! are more now than ever.
The answer – assuming this is about medicine rather than something else – is clearly not more Kabuki, which is the equivalent of primitives doing a rain dance in the hope that the skies will darken and the water descend. Everyone who cares to know this knows this – including OberstGesundheitsFuhrer Fauci, who said so on TeeVee (his saying so now forgotten, being inconvenient).
Also the Silent Surgeon General, who was silenced after having said the same. Those who care to know can also read the box, which states very clearly the the facial adornment possesses the same power to “stop the spread” as Borat’s Gypsy Tears have to ward off the “plague of AIDs.”
Sidebar: Given how deadly – and incurable – AIDs actually is, why aren’t those who are very likely to be “sick” with it – including “asymptomatically” – required to wear some sort of pre-emptive palliative such as a locking codpiece? Or at least some article of clothing to warn others of their presence? How come no raids of the places where that virus is spread?
This is not to say that all of that ought to be done. The question is why is it not being done to those “asymptomatic super spreaders” while it is being done to the rest of us, on much lesser evidence?
The answers to these questions are also of interest.
Number three: The state needs more money.
My mom is generating lots of cash for the state of Virginia, which not only seized her earlier this year, they have seized all of her money, too. The Social Security which once paid for her apartment now pays for her incarceration. But it may not be enough money.
A “positive case” can cure that problem.
A single “case” is worth $13,000 in Medicare “reimbursement.” The person need not be even sick, merely a “case.” My mom plus the apparently five or six others in the state-run prison for the elderly – Catawba Hospital in Virginia – who have reportedly “tested positive” ka-chings to a large sum.
It certainly makes more sense as the answer than more Sickness Kabuki.
But more Kabuki is on deck – and not just for the imprisoned elderly. Because the ka-ching is enormous, and not merely in the form of money mulcted from us to the makers of the Holy Rags and from our businesses to corporate cartels but most of all in the form of the endless manna of power over us that is generated, dynamo-like, merely be ululating the magic words:
The cases! The cases!
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