Never Call an AGW

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An Orange County, CA woman came home to find a car had crashed into her home, so she called an armed government worker to document it for insurance purposes. It was a decision she would come to regret.

According to an excessive force lawsuit filed by the woman, an AGW who arrived at her home became verbally abusive and when she looked at him in a manner the AGW didn’t like, the AGW commenced Hut! Hut! Hutting! her.

He “threw me to the ground and pounced his knees into my back . . . I remember shrieking in pain as he  twisted my shoulder up past its normal range of movement until I felt and heard a snapping sound in my elbow.”

She was then “dragged into his police car, pushed inside and (thew AGW) slammed the door on my knee.”

The woman – who reportedly weighed about 100 pounds and thus presented a  clear “threat” to the “safety” of the reportedly 300 pound AGW who Hut! Hut! Hutted! her – was subsequently taken to the hospital, where she endured surgery to repair the damage inflicted and was eventually presented with a bill for $300,000.

Naturally, she was charged with “resisting.”

The charge was subsequently dropped.

It’s possible the woman made some unfriendly comments – failed to show Expected Deference to the AGW. But the indisputable facts are: She wasn’t a criminal; she had merely summoned the the AGW to provide the “service” AGWs are supposedly there to provide to citizens. She was not armed.

She is a female.

Yet she was treated to a brutal smackdown by an armed male thug at least twice her size, out of all proportion to anything even alleged.

“Resisting”? This legalese gaslighting amounts to: Failing to go limp and fall on the ground immediately while presenting your exposed belly to be kicked.

To raise ones hands in an attempt to ward off an AGW’s blows is considered “resisting,” too.

Note that the woman was not charged with “assaulting” the AGW – or any other crime.

As Will Grigg famously – and rightly – put it: There is no situation so bad it can’t be made worse by an AGW. They are a real threat to our safety.

Avoid them as you would a bad neighborhood, a dark alley or a snarling, foaming-at-the-mouth dog.

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  1. I’m curious about the step my step minutiae of this case. How do we go from ‘trying to get insurance information” to “resisting arrest”? Seems like there’s some intermediate things there that aren’t being discussed.

  2. What the HELL was going on that would make it imperative for a cop to use that level of force on a petite-sized woman?

    If I did that to my wife, I’d be arrested, and then the cops would likely beat the living shit out of me, and I’d be facing some serious prison time, and all justifiably so! Yet a COP abuses a female like this, and it’s supposed to be ok? In the days of yore, the male relatives of this woman would catch up with this badged cretin, and his battered corpse would be found in an alley!

    • “If I did that to my wife, I’d be arrested”

      Hypothetically exploring this, that is the problem, you can’t retaliate because you would have obvious motive.

      Now if you were to go out and find the cop that did this to someones wife, mother, child,….. with no connection to you, and anonymously do to them what they richly deserve, that would be almost untraceable. Without obvious motive, little chance of investigation.

      Overt retaliation simply won’t work. Stealth random acts of retribution might.

      But being the generally selfish creatures we are, we won’t do for others, so nothing happens.


  3. Like the rest of the Sociopaths In Charge, sworn to uphold the Constitution, and constantly ignoring it. The Constitution being the supreme law of the land, ANY AGW that has participated in a “sobriety” check point, or asset forfeiture is by definition a CRIMINAL, even ignoring their physical assaults. Their illegal actions, including physical assaults, are protected and promoted by the courts, making them CRIMINALS as well. Law and order my ass.


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