GM used to make cars. Now it makes Face Diapers. Millions of Diapers. It’s easier to sell them, after all – when people are forced to wear them.
The Gesundheitsfuhrer of Michigan – Gretchen Whitmer – just threatened to close all car assembly plants in the state if people don’t don the Diaper.
Perhaps it will combine the two and include a Diaper Dispenser in all new GM cars? Along with Diaper Assist – a camera-based system that ensures everyone in the car is Diapered up before the car will start.
Even better, the system will stop the car if anyone removes their Diaper.
Six months ago, this might have seemed farcical. Now it seems inevitable.