A woman was Hut! Hut! Hutted! by armed government workers at a beach in Myrtle, SC because “someone” called about her being naked on the beach – which she wasn’t.
But the mirror-sunglassed and rugged-looking AGWs who appeared – and applied the cuffs to this obviously dangerous woman – apparently couldn’t see her clothes. Not that there was a lot to see – or rather, the reverse. The woman, Sam Panda, was wearing a thong bikini.
That’s not much in the way of clothes but – as Panda tried to explain to the illiterate AGWs – it’s not naked and so not illegal under the law, which forbids nakedness not thongs on the beach.
You could see a lot, certainly – but not everything.
Maybe her thong was in poor taste – depending on your taste. But the letter of the law says naked and if you’re wearing clothes, you’re not . .. by definition.
Instead of leaving her be and perhaps suggesting more clothes, the AGWs manacled Panda to show her who’s boss after she had the effrontery to explain what words – and the law – mean.
This, of course, affronted thew AGW’s authority. Commence the Hut! Hut! Hut!
Eventually, a Face-Diapered AGW “supervisor” appears and a parsing over the meaning of “naked” ensues. But no Hut! Hut! Hutting! for the Undiapered AGWs who abused their authority by abusing Panda.
AGWs wonder why people loath them. They ought to watch this video and maybe they’d stop wondering.
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