People as Poultry
We live in a lunatic asylum ... the lunatics being us.
For believing we ever lived in a "free" country. As long ago as the reign of His Rotundity - the second...
2016 BMW 340i
I like a plain brown wrapper.
Why advertise what you're up to? I mean, if you plan to actually do it as opposed to just thinking about doing it...?
Well, maybe a white...
Maybe You Remember…
Have you ever set (or paid to have someone else set) point gap?
The answer dates you.
If the answer is yes, then - probably - you’re old enough to buy beer.
Back in the ‘80s.
Otherwise, you...
That Time O’ The Month
All -
It's the thing I like to do least (besides dealing with Clovers) but it's gotta be done. Mid-month fundraising/hat-passing. Just to jump start things a little. We're off to a...
And Now Mercedes…
Looks like Mercedes is in Uncle's gunsights now.
With VW shot full of holes and sinking fast over the diesel emissions “cheating” scandal, the heavy artillery has been retrained, azimuth and altitude calculated,...
Spring Cleaning…
Some of my bikes are more than 40 years old now - which is a long time in human and machine terms.
And yet, they all still function as new.
Unlike me.
Well, with...
A Tale Of Two Car Companies
Here’s a tale of two start-up car companies: Elio Motors and ... Tesla.
One execrable, the other admirable.
Elio is developing a low-cost ($6,800 to start) very high mileage (80-plus MPG) commuter car.
Tesla...
2016 Nissan Sentra
Why buy a sedan?
Aren't crossovers the thing now?
Yes, exactly.
Hence the sedan's appeal.
They cost less as advertised - and you're in a stronger position, haggle-wise, to knock that down. With crossovers -...
The Tesla 3 … and “Shit Talkers” Like Me
It’s depressing when even Jalopnik - a car site that’s supposed to be into cars - throws a bukakke party for the new Tesla 3.
Which is a car in the same...
Things Unseen…
The hand of Uncle - which aways wields a gun - distorts our lives in so many ways it's impossible to catalog them all. There are the things we're forced to have...